Always going forwards, cos we can't find reverse

I seem to be having trouble finding the difference between first gear and reverse lately.

Other people have trouble telling between their left and their right, its just typical that I'd have to get mixed up with forwards and backwards..

Its quite a worrying disability. Especially when I park in front or behind any other form of solid object. Which is quite often. So I would avoid parking anywhere near a navy, 51' reg, VW Polo if your ever in Scotland.